EFA, really?

Anyone ever heard of  "Equality for All"?  They're 110% crazy.  They are PETA cubed.  They are, I don't have the words.  Well, apparently they believe that we shouldn't "dominate" animals unless you happen to be an animal dominatrix or some crazy BS such as that.  They believe that it's OK to have "relations" animals.  I wonder if that includes whales (large penises).  I wonder if that includes sloths (smaller penises I'd imagine)?  I can't believe this group even exists.  I find it hard to believe that it's even legal to ponder.  I am probably being tracked right now  because I visited their website.  Well, apparently the men will back off from the "sex with animals" wonderment...

PENIS CANCER

So guys, the next time you're out in the pasture and "Flower" gives you that knowing wink, turn, and walk away.

PS-Yes W.J.  I used Flower on purpose.

No Pain No Cain

The alternative title for this post was Cain is Able?  But, perhaps we need reminders of the pain we endured as a nation before we elected the Great Ronaldo.  His name was Jimmy Carter (the peanut farmer)  This time the pain we are enduring is Obama, and the pain is greater.  Whether or not we realize it, the mechanisms he's put into motion have the possibility of destroying our nation from within.  Let's elect a Great Hermano.  I remember the first time I heard Herman speak.  I couldn't help but think, "finally, a clean-cut black man with a decent haircut who doesn't look up to Mao and isn't tied to the Weather Underground".  Now with accusation after accusation piling up on his doorstep, I wonder, "is this for real".  The first time I heard him speak I had chills running down my leg, oh wait, that was someone else about someone else. Regardless of what I think about Herman Cain, let's look at what other people think of the "Cain Train".  He is leading in nearly every poll of probable GOP voters.  Ok, they like him too.  So why all of the sudden are these women creeping out of the woodwork to defame him?  I think they are hoping that he doesn't even remember them and that his mind is bleary enough to slip this by.  Where were they when he ran for the Senate in GA twice?  Where were they when Herman Cain was only polling 2% or 4%?  They didn't exist then, and they are a fraud now, besides, he could just use a Bill line item and say I did not have visions of sex with that woman when I was harassing her.  Everyone is looking for their five minutes of fame, some do their best to earn it, others do their best to redistribute someone else's fame.  In this day and age, I think the only compliment it is safe to give a woman is: "I don't find you repulsive."

Obama the marxist hypocrite

I just saw this on Drudge.  I love that guy.

MARCH 19, 2011 OBAMA: 'Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world'... MARCH 19, 2003 BUSH: 'American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger... Is anyone else noticing that The "Chosen One" is not anywhere near the good ole USA while he is "directing" this missilistic onslaught against Libya?  At least when Reagan lit up their world he was in the White House.  I am growing weary of Obama and his indecisiveness and hope that the "Chosen One" is "Chosen Once". I think anyone who hasn't done so should read the 1948 Declaration of Human Rights which is a UN directing document.  It will definitely open your eyes to the injustice done in the world.  The injustice done by (at least with regard to indifference) the UN. . PS- If you're an Iranian, leave a comment.  It sure would be motivation to post again.

Mubarak Obama: Dictators in Chief

Sounds alright doesn't it?  I can't believe we just sit around and watch as our entire world is crumbling before us.  32 years ago Jimmy and the Shah couldn't get along so we ended up with Ahmadinejad and the Guard (a good name for heavy metal band).  Now we just let Mubarak fall and another "ally" of ours in the middle east is gone. In 32 years we'll have our own Muslim Brotherhood (rap perhaps) thorn in our side.  Thanks O.  We appreciate it.  So do the Saudis (a good name for an ally) (hint hint Mr. Obama), so do the Israelis (an even better name for an ally).  Just so Mr. O understands, those last two sentences were intended satirically.  I used to think Michael Savage was a right wing extreme nutjob, but I'm starting to think he's our only hope.  Between Glenn's preparations for Armeggedon and the Savage Nation preparation for rhetorical (only we hope) war against Islam, I really don't think there should be doubt that most (non-progressive) Americans will be prepared.  Thanks Mike, Thanks Glenn.  I'm now forcing my wife to can food.  Here's the Savage take on the Egypt Crisis.  Let us not forget that Hosni was a dictator, but he was our dictator, and the next "president" will not be.  Where exactly can we rendite our POWs for fingernail pulling now?


J-

The Cooper Debacle...

Anderson Cooper was apparently trying to get an angle no one else considered, the right hook.  I don't know about you, but I don't think if my name carried as much weight as Anderson Cooper (I suppose that statement is debatable) I'd have volunteered to (as a white man, a very pale white man) walk among the angry muslims in Egypt.  Maybe Mr. Cooper needed to do something to "guarantee" his job with the Communist Nanny Network (CNN).  I wonder if he received hazard pay for that imbecilic initiative.  It never fails to amaze me the things journalists will do for "the scoop".  I have an iota of understanding for war correspondents, they at least have the military (our military) to protect them.  AC was depending on the military of a muslim country.  Did anyone else watch the video of Mr. Cooper telling his story of being "hit like ten times"?  When I was watching it I noticed in a frame or two that he was talking to a blond white woman.  I know she was blond because she wasn't wearing a covering.  I know she was white because she wasn't wearing a covering.  With tempers high, does this make sense?  I don't know who the woman was, but she was either incredibly stupid, or she has larger heuvos than our Commander in Chief.  Maybe she should run for president.  I have a cat named Cooper.  I think probably most of the people in Egypt at this point would feel that my cat has less germs than a white elitist CNN reporter.  I'll see if he's interested in the gig.  So, at what point will we realize that liberal presidents and their liberal cohorts in Congress cause an unimaginable loss of ground in the middle east?  Jimmy and the Shah (good name for a band, I'm thinking reggae), Barack and Mubarak (also a good name for something, probably not a band, maybe a musical?), and who knows what's next.  Hopefully, we've learned this time and since the middle east is probably going to end up toasted, it won't be a problem in the future.

Recipe for success: Bam! Toss in a little tea.

Now we're cooking with tea.  The tea party was a welcomed addition to our national political scene.  The party took the frustrations of middle America and put them to words.  The pundits on the right love them.  The liberals and progressives hate them.  The tea party was sent to America by God.  There is no other way to look at it. At a time when the progressive socialist backers were pushing us to the edge of a precipice, one girl decided to dump the tea.  Don't tread on me became a nationwide motto.  The tea party brought on a revolution.  The feel good liberal train hasn't stopped yet, but I think they've finally realized that there is no station at which they are welcome to stop.  Conservative judges seem to be too far and too few between these days.  Do conservatives die earlier than liberals?  Someone fund that study.  We need to stack the courts with conservative justices and find the fountain of youth.  So, the number one, most important, most fulfilling prophesy, the very reform that Obama was elected to enact, the health care reform, was stricken down by a lowly federal judge.  Just be patient Americans.  The Supreme Court is still a conservative force, and they will uphold.  I wish there were a way to play the Uno reverse card on this whole schmack.  Slap, reverse, Obama and the "progressives" could have their health care any way they want it.  Obama and the Progressives, good name for a band.  A blues band.

Check out the tea recipes, they're interesting to say the least.  I'm only disappointed with the fact they contain no red meat.

J-

Recipe for success: Bam! Toss in a little tea.

Now we're cooking with tea.  The tea party was a welcomed addition to our national political scene.  The party took the frustrations of middle America and put them to words.  The pundits on the right love them.  The liberals and progressives hate them.  The tea party was sent to America by God.  There is no other way to look at it. At a time when the progressive socialist backers were pushing us to the edge of a precipice, one girl decided to dump the tea.  Don't tread on me became a nationwide motto.  The tea party brought on a revolution.  The feel good liberal train hasn't stopped yet, but I think they've finally realized that there is no station at which they are welcome to stop.  Conservative judges seem to be too far and too few between these days.  Do conservatives die earlier than liberals?  Someone fund that study.  We need to stack the courts with conservative justices and find the fountain of youth.  So, the number one, most important, most fulfilling prophesy, the very reform that Obama was elected to enact, the health care reform, was stricken down by a lowly federal judge.  Just be patient Americans.  The Supreme Court is still a conservative force, and they will uphold.  I wish there were a way to play the Uno reverse card on this whole schmack.  Slap, reverse, Obama and the "progressives" could have their health care any way they want it.  Obama and the Progressives, good name for a band.  A blues band.

Check out the tea recipes, they're interesting to say the least.

J-