The discord in the disillusioned union?

    I was belittled and berated by a fellow conservative yesterday.  Wait, two fellow conservatives yesterday.  Wait, not actually belittled and berated, more accurately browbeaten and beleaguered.  It seems I have neglected my duties as a conservative beacon in this seemingly liberal country.  I'm sorry.  To conservative one, I apologize, I suppose it must be the hardware in my body slowing me down and making me lazy, to conservative number two: I apologize, you're still a best friend, and don't worry too much, I'm still overly conservative.  I'll finish this after the two conservatives in training are sleeping =).