Kucinich the Litigious...

Dennis Kucinich filed a lawsuit against the House Cafeteria.  Why was he in the house cafeteria?  Right, some imbeciles out there elected him once.  So, because there was a non-pitted olive (oh the horror) in this wrap, and he was voraciously partaking, he damaged the enameled billion dollar tooth.  I can't imagine what would happen to a politician who was missing a tooth.  I wish actually that he lost all of his teeth, then the speeches would at least be amuthing.  If I were the owner of the company who was targeted with his litigation, I would have immediately hired a lawyer and filed a countersuit alleging that the honorable Mr. Kucinich was the owner of a faulty tooth, and though my olive may have contained a pit, his tooth wasn't fit for chomping at all, let alone the stray pit.  It seems that an olive branch may have been extended to Mr. Kucinich, but nevertheless, his litigation is just another example of our over litigious society. See previous post.  How can a defender of our government show everyone how to whine and get rich?  Wait, he's a democrat, not a defender of our Constitution, just a defender of the socialist movement we currently call the Obama Administration.



PS- It's interesting that Mr. Kucinich is a vegan.  Perhaps if he had a balanced diet of animals and animal products his teeth would have been\be stronger.  (Milk is high in calcium Mr. Vegan)

Where will China be?

I suppose they will be exactly at the same place they are now.  In a country too small for the billion or so people that live there, in an economy tied to the dreaded dollar, whether they like it or not, in a position to manipulate our economy whether we like it or not, hiding behind a "slatted" iron curtain, not audibly threatening nuclear war, but neither denying the possibility, standing "silently" behind\beside North Korea, and pulling strings as "She" sees fit all over the world.  How many of those statements are open for debate?  How many of those statements make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?  How many of those statements make you want to run to the nearest gun shop and buy up weapons for future self defense?  How many of you, regardless of your faith, feel that rounding up dissident "religious zealots" constitutes something you want to see done anywhere?  How many of you worry that the most populous country on earth is sinister?  I suppose the real question is: How many of the population in the most populous country on earth is sinister?  And, are they sinister because they are sinister or because they're afraid not to be?  On a side note, in an epiphany related but not to the previous question: How many of us "westerners" are "green" because we're afraid not to be?  I say screw the CFs and screw in the Incandescents.  I say, Pennsylvania, harvest the coal and gas from our mother earth and stop wallowing in debt.   I say free up our national economy and invest in the American people, because we are, have always been, and always will be the most ingenious, intelligent, and hardworking people alive.  Just allow us the rewards that, at one time, were reserved for the aforementioned.  Stop taking our money for others.  Stop taking our money for government programs we don't want.  Stop telling us what we can and can't do, and stop trying to protect us from ourselves.  We don't want to be China.  We want to be the beacon of freedom and prosperity for the world.  Oh, and you politicians in the national spotlight, just remember, raising taxes on the richest people in our land is a bad idea.  Why would you try to raise taxes on the people who have the most money to figure out how not to pay taxes?  And, they also have the most money to leave.

Where will China be?

I suppose they will be exactly at the same place they are now.  In a country too small for the billion or so people that live there, in an economy tied to the dreaded dollar, whether they like it or not, in a position to manipulate our economy whether we like it or not, hiding behind a "slatted" iron curtain, not audibly threatening nuclear war, but neither denying the possibility, standing "silently" behind\beside North Korea, and pulling strings as "She" sees fit all over the world.  How many of those statements are open for debate?  How many of those statements make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?  How many of those statements make you want to run to the nearest gun shop and buy up weapons for future self defense?  How many of you, regardless of your faith, feel that rounding up dissident "religious zealots" constitutes something you want to see done anywhere?  How many of you worry that the most populous country on earth is sinister?  I suppose the real question is: How many of the population in the most populous country on earth is sinister?  And, are they sinister because they are sinister or because they're afraid not to be?  On a side note, in an epiphany related but not to the previous question: How many of us "westerners" are "green" because we're afraid not to be?  I say screw the CFs and screw in the Incandescents.  I say, Pennsylvania, harvest the coal and gas from our mother earth and stop wallowing in debt.   I say free up our national economy and invest in the American people, because we are, have always been, and always will be the most ingenious, intelligent, and hardworking people alive.  Just allow us the rewards that, at one time, were reserved for the aforementioned.  Stop taking our money for others.  Stop taking our money for government programs we don't want.  Stop telling us what we can and can't do, and stop trying to protect us from ourselves.  We don't want to be China.  We want to be the beacon of freedom and prosperity for the world.

The discord in the disillusioned (dis)union?

   Alternative title tonight "I'm from Mars, I married a Venetian, and I still understand her better than liberals"



     I was belittled and berated by a fellow conservative yesterday.  Wait, two fellow conservatives yesterday.  Wait, not actually belittled and berated, more accurately browbeaten and beleaguered.  It seems I have neglected my duties as a conservative beacon in this seemingly liberal country.  I'm sorry.  To conservative one, I apologize, I suppose it must be the hardware in my body slowing me down and making me lazy, to conservative number two: I apologize, you're still a best friend, and don't worry too much, I'm still overly conservative.  I'll finish this after the two conservatives in training are sleeping =).

Alright, one son, one daughter, two dreamlands.

I'm not sure where I'm going tonight and how I'll get there, or really, where it'll end.  Guns, violence, Russia, terrorists, liberals, China, Muslims, EPA, US Marshals, more Guns, metal illness, enemy combatants, submarines, air force... the list goes on.

What really amazes me is that people seem to think that things are really bad "these days" and were blissful in the years past.  Doesn't anyone remember mutually assured destruction during the cold war?  No one can remember the Bay of Pigs?  Things have never been perfect and never will be.  If we've learned anything from history, let's remember something.  If we've learned nothing from history, let us die.  Barbarians.  Nice word?  Like "barbarians"?  I doubt you do.  Where are barbarians from?  A: The Barbary Coast (N. Africa, MUSLIM) Look it up.  So, barbarians have always been problems?  A: Yes, look it up.  Why would we figure that Islam would let us be now?  A: Liberals made us.  Russia.  There are some things I admire about Russians.  One, their ability to drink vodka.  Other than a few college girls I knew, they are unparalleled.  Second, other than the USA, they don't take BS very well.  Or, do they?  I seem to recall some tragedy revolving around Beslan.  However disgusting and disheartening we feel about this horrendous act, the Russians dealt with it like men.  They used tanks and grenades and guns and killed.  Unfortunately they killed innocents too.  Now, just the other day, the terrorist attack at the airport.  What is the payback for this?  I'm worried, and I feel, with just cause.  We know that thanks to our "leader" (used loosely) the Russians have oodles more nukes than us.  They seem to have little respect for Muslims, or religious people in general, or at least some (Putin and his ilk) seem to.  How long, how many more attacks, what pushes the Russians (Putin et al.) over the NUKLer brink?  Just a concern that crosses my mind.  When that happens, if it happens (Putin et al, makes a when) what will China be up to?

The discord in the disillusioned union?

    I was belittled and berated by a fellow conservative yesterday.  Wait, two fellow conservatives yesterday.  Wait, not actually belittled and berated, more accurately browbeaten and beleaguered.  It seems I have neglected my duties as a conservative beacon in this seemingly liberal country.  I'm sorry.  To conservative one, I apologize, I suppose it must be the hardware in my body slowing me down and making me lazy, to conservative number two: I apologize, you're still a best friend, and don't worry too much, I'm still overly conservative.  I'll finish this after the two conservatives in training are sleeping =).

Pennsylvania = 2p - (Alabama/200,000)

I had a minor acute myocardial infarction earlier.  I was watching the election results come in on the Fox website.  Pennsylvania was blue.  I was bluer.  I was trying to fathom another term of democratic governance, hence the title of this particular blog.  For those of you who don't live in the fine state of PA, first, you're probably not reading this blog, second, PA consists of two separate entities.  One entity is P squared, or Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, the second, Alabama (Pennsyltucky for you purists).  PA is like a giant conservative sandwich of which the only liberals are the crust.  I'm starting to understand why some children prefer their bread without crust.  Mommy, please peel the liberals off of Pennsylvania.  Year after year after year for more years than I can recall, and probably more years than my late great grandmother could recall, the P squares have decided the fate of our state.  We end up with democrat governors who are allowed seemingly endless terms to grind our wondrous state into one of those ugly colors you get when young children are allowed to play with more than one color of play dough at the same time.  So, after the nasty play dough mixes we finally get wise and elect a conservative (I use that term lightly since p2 would never elect a true conservative) to attempt to clean the mess. They never actually get done (think tiny play dough nuggets stuck in the carpet), and then p2 forgets the disaster the liberals created and elect another one to start mixing the colors.  In reality, I was sitting and watching and trying to think if I had a clue who Onorato even was before I started seeing signs planted way too close to the road (and in a hairpin curve).  We all (pennsylvanians) know who Corbett is, he's been here for quite some time.  He's actually done some conservative things (maybe he can come to my house and remove the play dough specks).  He filed a suit against Ocare, which gets a vote from me.  I really don't understand why I still see Toomey is losing.  What is going on here?  Did anyone even know who Sestak was before he slaughtered Specter?  A tested and true conservative is fighting against some ex military liberal (is that possible? oh, yeah John Kerry, and it's still disturbing he's enjoying the late Senator Heinz's wife and fortune, well, only his fortune, she can't actually be enjoyable can she?) and losing.  I think I'll just call the doctor and get some nitro glycerin, I may need it.  Cut the Crust PA.  

"Demand The Liberal Media TELL THE TRUTH!" (Bumper Sticker)

An Historic Day

Today becomes a day for the ages.  I haven't decided what the slogan of the day is.  I'm tossing two around.  First: Yes, We Will      Second: Today, hope and change become hopefully change.  Let me know which you prefer.  I should have had bumper stickers printed.  Oh, well.  Today, the "referendum on Obama" is a day which we never thought we would see.  The messiah, the "one", the non-partisan, America joining, joiner of forces conservative and liberal will today, fail.  It has become not an "if" but a how bad.  Let's pray that at the end of the day (week for Floridians, they seem to have digit enumeration issues there) that Obama has to hide in a hole because of embarrassment.  Let's hope that the newly elected conservatives do what we've been asking for.  At least, draft legislation to repeal Obamacare, stop spending, and at most listen to everything that the majority of Americans are saying.  If the newly elected conservatives don't at least offer these sacrifices, they time is fated.  Their time will be short.  If they don't listen, they'll spend less time in Congress than O in the White House.  Today, VOTE!  Remember that our votes are the things that separate our great Representative Republic from a dictatorship.

                                                  

Grumpy Guy at Philly Polling Place - Click for story

                                                  

Addendum- I asked my wife this morning to make me a costume.  You know, since Halloween was just the other day.  I told her I wanted a sheet and a pointy ghost hat with eye holes cut out.  She refused.  What a shame.  I don't know why no one would want a vintage Strom Thurmond Costume at the polls.  I was just going to ignore this writing here, ya know, not post it, but then I saw the picture of the "assumed" New Black Panther at the same polling place in Philly (see link for my take on that) that had the issues last year, ya know, the one that Mr. Holder tossed out of the courts?  I wanted to dress vintage Strom to see if the case that was brought against me (which definitely would have been brought) would have been tossed out of the courts also.  My first guess, no.  I also was afraid that my vintage Thurmonesque costume could have turned the tensions of race in this country into something worse.   Maybe I'd have been a martyr, not sure, but I do know that I wouldn't have had 70 some virgins waiting for me if I had been martyred.



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