Friday, February 11, 2011

Mubarak Obama: Dictators in Chief

Sounds alright doesn't it?  I can't believe we just sit around and watch as our entire world is crumbling before us.  32 years ago Jimmy and the Shah couldn't get along so we ended up with Ahmadinejad and the Guard (a good name for heavy metal band).  Now we just let Mubarak fall and another "ally" of ours in the middle east is gone. In 32 years we'll have our own Muslim Brotherhood (rap perhaps) thorn in our side.  Thanks O.  We appreciate it.  So do the Saudis (a good name for an ally) (hint hint Mr. Obama), so do the Israelis (an even better name for an ally).  Just so Mr. O understands, those last two sentences were intended satirically.  I used to think Michael Savage was a right wing extreme nutjob, but I'm starting to think he's our only hope.  Between Glenn's preparations for Armeggedon and the Savage Nation preparation for rhetorical (only we hope) war against Islam, I really don't think there should be doubt that most (non-progressive) Americans will be prepared.  Thanks Mike, Thanks Glenn.  I'm now forcing my wife to can food.  Here's the Savage take on the Egypt Crisis.  Let us not forget that Hosni was a dictator, but he was our dictator, and the next "president" will not be.  Where exactly can we rendite our POWs for fingernail pulling now?


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Cooper Debacle...

Anderson Cooper was apparently trying to get an angle no one else considered, the right hook.  I don't know about you, but I don't think if my name carried as much weight as Anderson Cooper (I suppose that statement is debatable) I'd have volunteered to (as a white man, a very pale white man) walk among the angry muslims in Egypt.  Maybe Mr. Cooper needed to do something to "guarantee" his job with the Communist Nanny Network (CNN).  I wonder if he received hazard pay for that imbecilic initiative.  It never fails to amaze me the things journalists will do for "the scoop".  I have an iota of understanding for war correspondents, they at least have the military (our military) to protect them.  AC was depending on the military of a muslim country.  Did anyone else watch the video of Mr. Cooper telling his story of being "hit like ten times"?  When I was watching it I noticed in a frame or two that he was talking to a blond white woman.  I know she was blond because she wasn't wearing a covering.  I know she was white because she wasn't wearing a covering.  With tempers high, does this make sense?  I don't know who the woman was, but she was either incredibly stupid, or she has larger heuvos than our Commander in Chief.  Maybe she should run for president.  I have a cat named Cooper.  I think probably most of the people in Egypt at this point would feel that my cat has less germs than a white elitist CNN reporter.  I'll see if he's interested in the gig.  So, at what point will we realize that liberal presidents and their liberal cohorts in Congress cause an unimaginable loss of ground in the middle east?  Jimmy and the Shah (good name for a band, I'm thinking reggae), Barack and Mubarak (also a good name for something, probably not a band, maybe a musical?), and who knows what's next.  Hopefully, we've learned this time and since the middle east is probably going to end up toasted, it won't be a problem in the future.