Anyone ever heard of "Equality for All"? They're 110% crazy. They are PETA cubed. They are, I don't have the words. Well, apparently they believe that we shouldn't "dominate" animals unless you happen to be an animal dominatrix or some crazy BS such as that. They believe that it's OK to have "relations" animals. I wonder if that includes whales (large penises). I wonder if that includes sloths (smaller penises I'd imagine)? I can't believe this group even exists. I find it hard to believe that it's even legal to ponder. I am probably being tracked right now because I visited their website. Well, apparently the men will back off from the "sex with animals" wonderment...
So guys, the next time you're out in the pasture and "Flower" gives you that knowing wink, turn, and walk away.
PS-Yes W.J. I used Flower on purpose.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
The alternative title for this post was Cain is Able? But, perhaps we need reminders of the pain we endured as a nation before we elected the Great Ronaldo. His name was Jimmy Carter (the peanut farmer) This time the pain we are enduring is Obama, and the pain is greater. Whether or not we realize it, the mechanisms he's put into motion have the possibility of destroying our nation from within. Let's elect a Great Hermano. I remember the first time I heard Herman speak. I couldn't help but think, "finally, a clean-cut black man with a decent haircut who doesn't look up to Mao and isn't tied to the Weather Underground". Now with accusation after accusation piling up on his doorstep, I wonder, "is this for real". The first time I heard him speak I had chills running down my leg, oh wait, that was someone else about someone else. Regardless of what I think about Herman Cain, let's look at what other people think of the "Cain Train". He is leading in nearly every poll of probable GOP voters. Ok, they like him too. So why all of the sudden are these women creeping out of the woodwork to defame him? I think they are hoping that he doesn't even remember them and that his mind is bleary enough to slip this by. Where were they when he ran for the Senate in GA twice? Where were they when Herman Cain was only polling 2% or 4%? They didn't exist then, and they are a fraud now, besides, he could just use a Bill line item and say I did not have visions of sex with that woman when I was harassing her. Everyone is looking for their five minutes of fame, some do their best to earn it, others do their best to redistribute someone else's fame. In this day and age, I think the only compliment it is safe to give a woman is: "I don't find you repulsive."