Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Pennsylvania = 2p - (Alabama/200,000)

I had a minor acute myocardial infarction earlier.  I was watching the election results come in on the Fox website.  Pennsylvania was blue.  I was bluer.  I was trying to fathom another term of democratic governance, hence the title of this particular blog.  For those of you who don't live in the fine state of PA, first, you're probably not reading this blog, second, PA consists of two separate entities.  One entity is P squared, or Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, the second, Alabama (Pennsyltucky for you purists).  PA is like a giant conservative sandwich of which the only liberals are the crust.  I'm starting to understand why some children prefer their bread without crust.  Mommy, please peel the liberals off of Pennsylvania.  Year after year after year for more years than I can recall, and probably more years than my late great grandmother could recall, the P squares have decided the fate of our state.  We end up with democrat governors who are allowed seemingly endless terms to grind our wondrous state into one of those ugly colors you get when young children are allowed to play with more than one color of play dough at the same time.  So, after the nasty play dough mixes we finally get wise and elect a conservative (I use that term lightly since p2 would never elect a true conservative) to attempt to clean the mess. They never actually get done (think tiny play dough nuggets stuck in the carpet), and then p2 forgets the disaster the liberals created and elect another one to start mixing the colors.  In reality, I was sitting and watching and trying to think if I had a clue who Onorato even was before I started seeing signs planted way too close to the road (and in a hairpin curve).  We all (pennsylvanians) know who Corbett is, he's been here for quite some time.  He's actually done some conservative things (maybe he can come to my house and remove the play dough specks).  He filed a suit against Ocare, which gets a vote from me.  I really don't understand why I still see Toomey is losing.  What is going on here?  Did anyone even know who Sestak was before he slaughtered Specter?  A tested and true conservative is fighting against some ex military liberal (is that possible? oh, yeah John Kerry, and it's still disturbing he's enjoying the late Senator Heinz's wife and fortune, well, only his fortune, she can't actually be enjoyable can she?) and losing.  I think I'll just call the doctor and get some nitro glycerin, I may need it.  Cut the Crust PA.  

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An Historic Day

Today becomes a day for the ages.  I haven't decided what the slogan of the day is.  I'm tossing two around.  First: Yes, We Will      Second: Today, hope and change become hopefully change.  Let me know which you prefer.  I should have had bumper stickers printed.  Oh, well.  Today, the "referendum on Obama" is a day which we never thought we would see.  The messiah, the "one", the non-partisan, America joining, joiner of forces conservative and liberal will today, fail.  It has become not an "if" but a how bad.  Let's pray that at the end of the day (week for Floridians, they seem to have digit enumeration issues there) that Obama has to hide in a hole because of embarrassment.  Let's hope that the newly elected conservatives do what we've been asking for.  At least, draft legislation to repeal Obamacare, stop spending, and at most listen to everything that the majority of Americans are saying.  If the newly elected conservatives don't at least offer these sacrifices, they time is fated.  Their time will be short.  If they don't listen, they'll spend less time in Congress than O in the White House.  Today, VOTE!  Remember that our votes are the things that separate our great Representative Republic from a dictatorship.

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Addendum- I asked my wife this morning to make me a costume.  You know, since Halloween was just the other day.  I told her I wanted a sheet and a pointy ghost hat with eye holes cut out.  She refused.  What a shame.  I don't know why no one would want a vintage Strom Thurmond Costume at the polls.  I was just going to ignore this writing here, ya know, not post it, but then I saw the picture of the "assumed" New Black Panther at the same polling place in Philly (see link for my take on that) that had the issues last year, ya know, the one that Mr. Holder tossed out of the courts?  I wanted to dress vintage Strom to see if the case that was brought against me (which definitely would have been brought) would have been tossed out of the courts also.  My first guess, no.  I also was afraid that my vintage Thurmonesque costume could have turned the tensions of race in this country into something worse.   Maybe I'd have been a martyr, not sure, but I do know that I wouldn't have had 70 some virgins waiting for me if I had been martyred.

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Sunday, October 31, 2010

How much...

How much good gift could a good god give if a good god could give good gifts?

Try saying that once.  Just once.  I think it tangles the brain and the tongue, and if you're Italian, fingers and arms and hands.

The bible answers this question.

No eye has seen
Nor ear heard
Nor the heart of man conceived
What God has prepared for those who love Him.

So the answer to the tongue tie-r is A LOT.  And the price is great!  It's FREE!
The upkeep however will keep us on our toes.  As a Christian, the upkeep is striving day after day hour after hour minute by minute to walk in the shoes of our Savior, Christ Jesus.  I know and you know that we're imperfect.  Not just imperfect, nowhere near perfect.  Accepting Christ and following Christ are perhaps the two hardest things that anyone can be asked to do.  There is however, a wonderful heart-lightening "catch".  We don't have to be perfect, just attempt with our hearts and minds and actions.  We are asked to shed light on the world.  So, today, and everyday after asking Christ into our hearts, do that, show your light unto your fellow man.  Strive to show a pleasant attitude to everyone, especially those we find tiresome or "annoying".  In walking in Christ's footsteps, and allowing Him to guide us and at times carry us, we will shine upon every face we meet and thereby spread the love of Christ.  That is what being a Christian is.  Go forth, do it, and see if it shines back at you.  I'll try.


Lord, today, allow us to bask in your glory, your Grace, and help us to shine with that Grace and glorify your name unto our communities, whether they be small or large.  Allow our light to bring Jesus, Your Son, to others who haven't accepted Him.  Thank you for the blessings we have received and the gifts that we are promised in the future.  Because Your gifts are awesome, and our spirits are weak, thank You for giving Your Son as a mediator to You.  In Christ's name we pray, Amen.

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

So, our pristine former President...

Lost the code and blew his....

He is just the pinnacle of ineptitude.  I can't believe she stayed with him.  My wife would have hit the road and taken three quarters of everything, and the children.  Oh well, some people are just so power hungry that nothing can stand in their way of seeking power.  Let's remember that the President who lost the code and blew his... is and still is a democrat.  Let's remember that when we can vote against the people he's campaigned for.  Let's also remember that even though our current President (that we're aware of) didn't lose the code, or presumably his...  (Michelle doesn't count, she is his wife).  And let's remember that when we have the opportunity to vote against the morons that actually wanted him to campaign for them.  What idiot would want this President to show up to "support" them?  He's like a letter in the mail with a powdery white substance inside (with him, most likely cocaine).  Let's turn this country upside down on November 2.

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