Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Pennsylvania = 2p - (Alabama/200,000)

I had a minor acute myocardial infarction earlier.  I was watching the election results come in on the Fox website.  Pennsylvania was blue.  I was bluer.  I was trying to fathom another term of democratic governance, hence the title of this particular blog.  For those of you who don't live in the fine state of PA, first, you're probably not reading this blog, second, PA consists of two separate entities.  One entity is P squared, or Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, the second, Alabama (Pennsyltucky for you purists).  PA is like a giant conservative sandwich of which the only liberals are the crust.  I'm starting to understand why some children prefer their bread without crust.  Mommy, please peel the liberals off of Pennsylvania.  Year after year after year for more years than I can recall, and probably more years than my late great grandmother could recall, the P squares have decided the fate of our state.  We end up with democrat governors who are allowed seemingly endless terms to grind our wondrous state into one of those ugly colors you get when young children are allowed to play with more than one color of play dough at the same time.  So, after the nasty play dough mixes we finally get wise and elect a conservative (I use that term lightly since p2 would never elect a true conservative) to attempt to clean the mess. They never actually get done (think tiny play dough nuggets stuck in the carpet), and then p2 forgets the disaster the liberals created and elect another one to start mixing the colors.  In reality, I was sitting and watching and trying to think if I had a clue who Onorato even was before I started seeing signs planted way too close to the road (and in a hairpin curve).  We all (pennsylvanians) know who Corbett is, he's been here for quite some time.  He's actually done some conservative things (maybe he can come to my house and remove the play dough specks).  He filed a suit against Ocare, which gets a vote from me.  I really don't understand why I still see Toomey is losing.  What is going on here?  Did anyone even know who Sestak was before he slaughtered Specter?  A tested and true conservative is fighting against some ex military liberal (is that possible? oh, yeah John Kerry, and it's still disturbing he's enjoying the late Senator Heinz's wife and fortune, well, only his fortune, she can't actually be enjoyable can she?) and losing.  I think I'll just call the doctor and get some nitro glycerin, I may need it.  Cut the Crust PA.  

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