I just don't understand

Why is there an article on Fox News online about our wonderful President and Lady GaGa and their number of Facebook friends? Do we really want our president to be more popular than anyone besides Michael Jackson? I don't want my President to be popular. I want him to lead. I want him to protect. I want him to not be popular. I want him to stay out of the limelight. I don't want Michael Jackson or Lady GaGa to be president. Our country has gone insane. Who would friend that ID 10 T? I think we need to amend the Constitution to limit presidential contenders\presidents to less than 500 Facebook Friends. That's fair isn't it? If at any point before the presidency, during the campaign, or during the presidency they reach 501 Facebook Friends they automatically forfeit the campaign or presidency. Or, maybe, we should have some kind of Facebook socialism where the "friend" leaders have to siphon off some of their friends for those of us who have less, or what about those of us who don't even have Facebook pages?

I need a fallout shelter...

What happens when Nadal jacknut Hasan whatever his name is decides to tell the truth about his "rampage". Wait, that won't happen, we can't force him to do anything against his will. But let's imagine for a minute that he does tell us. Let's suppose he tells us that we're infidels, that we support the jews, that his god told him to kill us. Kill the infidels. When those words spew forth, and other rancid filth from the mouth that spake "Allahu Akbar", will it then be a terrorist act? I guess it probably won't. It would be politically incorrect to call a member of our military a terrorist. But mostly I think we can't call an "American" muslim a terrorist. We can't do anything to unpopularize our country in the global world. Let me reminisce of my history lessons. When we were involved in our first war as the USofA, we had no friends. We had France. *Chuckles* France only helped us because they hated England more than bad wine and rotten cheese. We didn't care what Prussia thought, what China thought, what the penguins in the antarctic thought, we were doing what was best for us. Years later we become the greatest country on Earth. We still are, temporarily. The longer we cater to the minority\minorities that want us to bend twist and tiptoe around everything we stand for, the faster we become just another country on this planet. The faster we become poor, miserable, and UNpopular. Remember, there was a time when most of the world loved the good ole USA. We still send more aid to more places than any other country on this planet, whether it has to do with tax credits or not has no bearing, and yet more and more of these "aid accepting" cultures like us less and less. I say screw em. Let em starve. They don't want our help, we'll keep it for ourselves. So now, after years of political correctness, are we more popular? We're about as popular as a hemorrhoid for a sprinter. I don't care if people that I've never met like me. Do you?

On a side note, I am aware of a situation in Philadelphia regarding animal rights activists. It seems that it doesn't matter how little damage they cause up to a point, but as soon as a slogan is used it becomes jurisdiction for the FBI, and an act of "domestic terrorism". Is Allah Akbar a slogan for jihadist Islamist terrorists? You be the judge.

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"You can call him Barack Obama, I'll call him 'the reason history will be kind to 'W''" JMF